Cast & crew
The R.M. (2003)
Directed by Kurt Hale Written by John E. Moyer, Kurt Hale
Cast
| Oscar the Weenie | Attack Dog |
| Zipper | Tow Truck Dog |
| Pelegrina | Powers' Cat |
| Matt Hale | Dancer |
| Erica Hansen | Airport Singer |
| Jed T. Robinson | Elder Sniffler |
| Jenny Ord | Airport Singer |
| Tracy Ann Evans | Emma Phelps |
| Merrill Dodge | Brigham Phelps |
| Kirby Heyborne | The R.M. |
| Erin Robert | Molly Spraggen |
| Will Swenson | Kori Swenson |
| Don Ainge | President Homer |
| Michael Birkeland | Sister Porterhouse / Duey |
| Britani Bateman | Kelly Powers |
| Julie Thayne | Trish |
| Joel Tamiguchi | Naked Ninja |
| Shaun Schofield | Clayton Boy |
| Becky Heiss | Jan Clayton |
| Leroy "Big Budah" Te'o | Humuhumunukunukuapua'a |
| Dylan Chatwin | Twin |
| Darik Chatwin | Twin |
| Christopher Robin Miller | Jewelry Store Clerk |
| Gary Ludlow | Brother Spraggen |
| Chad Long | LD3 Fat Guy |
| Jake Pedersen | Joseph Phelps |
| Maren Ord | Sariah Phelps |
| Jared Hess | LD3 Nerd |
| Anne Kathryn Parma | Ruth Phelps |
| Mark David Christenson | Sam Phelps |
| Erik Michael Schofield | Alma Phelps |
| Jordan Dummiler | Amulek Phelps |
| Wally Joyner | Wally Jensen |
| Ana Hunter | Jensen Girl |
| Sherry Leigh | Julie Jensen |
| Cody Cowdell | Jensen Boy |
| Fred Derbyshire | Grandpa Phelps |
| Marlene Arnold | Grandma Phelps |
| Ruth Hale | Organist |
| Gary Crowton | Bishop Andrews |
| Mark Cowdell | Elder's Quorum President |
| Anne Bown | Relief Society President |
| Debbie Ellis | Sister Cooper |
| Sam Cardon | Russ |
| Lincoln Hoppe | Steve |
| Gregory D. Stout | Brother Nielson |
| Justin Harrison | Priest |
| Brandon Forsey | Priest |
| Jonathan Rudy | Priest |
| Scott Laserson | Telemarketing Manager |
| Patrick Livingston | Telemarketer |
| Larry H. Miller | Himself |
| Keith Ross Nelson | Rent-To-Own Manager |
| Allen Handy | Rent-To-Own Employee |
| Robert Swenson | Zak |
| Neil Winget | Rent-To-Own Employee |
| Danny G. Allen | Rent-To-Own Trainer |
| Kyah Morris | Mattress Girl |
| Kelly Glover | Wind blown Dance Hottie |
| Scott Champion | Sister's Date |
| James F. Halcom | Greenland R.M. |
| Michael Hollingshaus | Micro-Indonesia R.M. |
| Christopher Johns | Eagle Scout |
| Christa Lindhardt | Sympathetic Dance Hottie |
| Leslie Jensen | R.M. Lover |
| Nico Sorhaitz | Motel Clerk |
| Mitch English | Lloyd "Pants" Finderlyon |
| Allan Groves | Kelly's Friend |
| Rochelle Barton | Kelly's Friend |
| Christopher E. Kendrick | Tow Truck Driver |
| Sherry Brian | Nancy Powers |
| Richard R. Dayhuff | Elder H. Ronald Powers |
| Donald Cosney | Stake President |
| Larry Goodenough | Would-Be-Home Teacher |
| John E. Moyer | Would-Be-Home Teacher |
| Lee C. Fobert | Would-Be-Home Teacher |
| Mearl McGinty | Lawn Mower |
| Adam Johnson | Tucker |
| Jacob Jones | Reed |
| Jeremy Hoover | Frat Guy |
| Heather Bryant | Miss October |
| Rulon Gardner | Good Samaritan |
| Dan Ivie | Orderly |
| Kristine K. Bethers | Relief Society Sister |
| Cathy Madsen | Relief Society Sister |
| Ryan Radebaugh | Ricky |
| Jeff Rolan | Brother Clayton |
| The Rockamatics | Wedding Band |
| Joan Johnson | Wedding Guest |
| Bob Johnson | Rex |
| RuthAnn Hogue | Duey's Mom |
| Dana B. Harper | Duey's Dad |
| Daryn Tufts | Basketball Player |
| Micah O. Young | Basketball Player |
| Jake Suazo | Cousin Tommy |
| Robert Lee Farris | Brother Thompson |
| Ramona Denery | Sister Thompson |
| Jim Westwood | Brother Miller |
| Holly Cowdell | Sister Miller |
| Chris Bringhurst | Rusty |
| Melva E. Taylor | Sister Boris |
| Cami Twede | Candy |
| Brittany Suzanne Sperry | Mandy |
| Jimmy Chunga | Phat Cop |
| Rob Westerman | Mini Cop |
| Angie Larson | Field Reporter |
| Randy Kendell | Cameraman |
| Ruth Todd | herself |
| Randall Carlisle | Himself |
| David Sullivan | Prisoner |
| Grant Anderson | Prisoner |
| Larry Milton | Prisoner |
| Ron Jones | Prisoner |
| Gary Bortolussi | Prisoner |
| Jericho Road | Prison Band |
| Bryce Chamberlain | Judge |
| Curt Doussett | Greg |
| Ronald Williams | Bailiff |
| Michelle Wright | Council |
| Mick Martin | Court Officer |
| Scott Christopher | Prosecutor |
Crew
| Michelle Wright | Casting Director |
| Doug Ellis | Production Designer |
| Cody Hale | Music |
| Wynn Hougaard | Editor |
| Ryan Little | Director of Photography |
| Dave Hunter | Executive Producer |
| Kurt Hale | Executive Producer |
| Dave Hunter | Producer |
| John E. Moyer | Writer |
| Kurt Hale | Director |
| Maren Ord | Songs |
| Kurt Hale | Writer |