Cast & crew
Ted (2012)
Directed by Seth MacFarlane Written by Seth MacFarlane, Alec Sulkin, Wellesley Wild
Cast
| Mark Wahlberg | John Rambo |
| Mila Kunis | Lori Minitte |
| Seth MacFarlane | Ted Montague |
| Joel McHale | Rex |
| Giovanni Ribisi | Donny |
| Matt Walsh | Thomas |
| Patrick Warburton | Van Guy |
| Jessica Barth | Tami |
| Aedin Mincks | Robert 'Rob' Nelson |
| Bill Smitrovich | Frank |
| Patrick Stewart | Stitch (Voice) |
| Norah Jones | Norah |
| Sam J. Jones | Sam |
| Tom Skerritt | Tom |
| Bretton Manley | John Rambo |
| Ralph Garman | Food Court Dad |
| Alex Borstein | Max's Mom |
| John Viener | Alix |
| Laura Vandervoort | Tanya |
| Robert Wu | Asian |
| Ginger Gonzaga | Gina |
| Jessica Stroup | Tracy |
| Melissa Ordway | Michelle |
| Owen Clarke | Kid Shopper |
| Zane Cowans | Kid Shopper |
| Max Harris | Arline Greenbaum |
| T.J. Hourigan | Kid Shopper |
| Kristina Ellery | Heavenly Greeter |
| Katelyn Lorren | Cherene |
| Josh Duvendeck | Diretor-1 |
| Chanty Sok | Angelique |
| Sarah Fischer | Sauvignon Blanc |
| Cassie Djerf | Waitress in Cafe |
| Joe Siriani | Diretor-1 |
| Pat Shea | Preso 2 |
| Chris Cox | Preso 2 |
| Henry Penzi | Partygoer |
| Tania Cabrera | Party Speaker |
| Colton Shires | Teenage Constantine |
| Lydia Hannibal | Ellen |
| Viera Andrea Moya | Warhol PR |
| Heajee Kim | Topless Girl |
| Shawn Thornton | Crazy 88 |
| Eric Weinstein | Stagehand |
| Mike Nikitas | Newscaster |
| Danny Smith | Waiter |
| Robin Hamilton | Newscaster |
| Mike Henry | Newscaster |
| Johnny Lee Davenport | Patrice (Julie's Husband) |
| Chris Everett | Melartin's Wife |
| Tara Strong | (uncredited) |
| Ted Danson | Danson |
| Ryan Reynolds | Jared |
| Olivia Jordan | (uncredited) |
| Alexandra Creteau | (uncredited) |
| Emmalyn Anderson | (uncredited) |
| John Franchi | Pedestrian |
| Mark Wahlberg | John Bennett |
| Mila Kunis | Lori Collins |
| Seth MacFarlane | Ted (voice) |
| Joel McHale | Rex |
| Giovanni Ribisi | Donny |
| Max Harris | Greenbaum Kid |
| Zane Cowans | Kid #1 / Young Ted's Voice |
| T.J. Hourigan | Kid #2 |
| Owen Clarke | Kid #3 |
| Kristina Ellery | Heavenly |
| Katelyn Lorren | Cherene |
| Chanty Sok | Angelique |
| Sarah Fischer | Sauvignon Blanc |
| Cassie Djerf | Waitress |
| Olivia Jordan | Party Guest (uncredited) |
| Alexandra Creteau | Club Patron (uncredited) |
| Emmalyn Anderson | Concert attendee (uncredited) |
| John Franchi | Tourist / Pedestrian (uncredited) |
| Tara Strong | Bellybutton (voice) (uncredited) |
| Ted Danson | Ted Danson (uncredited) |
| Ryan Reynolds | Jared (uncredited) |
| Bretton Manley | Young John |
| John Viener | Alix |
| Ginger Gonzaga | Gina |
| Melissa Ordway | Michelle |
| Ralph Garman | John's Dad |
| Alex Borstein | John's Mom |
| Laura Vandervoort | Tanya |
| Robert Wu | Asian Man "Ming" |
| Jessica Stroup | Tracy |
| Lydia Hannibal | Ellen |
| Shawn Thornton | Crazy Guy |
| Mike Nikitas | Newscaster |
| Robin Hamilton | Female Newscaster |
| Mike Henry | Southern Newscaster |
| Johnny Lee Davenport | Husband |
| Chris Everett | Wife |
| Eric Weinstein | Stagehand |
| Danny Smith | Waiter |
| Jessica Barth | Tami-Lynn |
| Aedin Mincks | Robert |
| Patrick Warburton | Guy |
| Matt Walsh | Thomas |
| Bill Smitrovich | Frank |
| Patrick Stewart | Narrator (voice) |
| Norah Jones | Norah Jones |
| Sam J. Jones | Sam Jones |
| Tom Skerritt | Tom Skerritt |
| Joe Siriani | Guy at Table #1 |
| Pat Shea | Guy at Table #2 |
| Josh Duvendeck | Guy #1 |
| Chris Cox | Guy #2 |
| Henry Penzi | Partygoer (Ted's Buddy) |
| Tania Cabrera | Girl at Party |
| Colton Shires | Teenage John |
| Viera Andrea Moya | Plymouth PR Worker |
| Heajee Kim | Club Girl |
Crew
| Seth MacFarlane | Story |
| Michael Barrett | Director of Photography |
| Walter Murphy | Original Music Composer |
| Stephen J. Lineweaver | Production Design |
| Kyra Friedman Curcio | Set Decoration |
| Debra McGuire | Costume Design |
| Seth MacFarlane | Producer |
| Sheila Jaffe | Casting |
| Jeff Freeman | Editor |
| Aaron Clement | Animation |
| Nicholas Tripodi | Animation |
| Shane Hall | Animation |
| Andrea Castagnoli | Animation |
| Aaron Clement | Animation |
| Shaun Freeman | Animation |
| Phil Culotta | Stunts |
| Dana Reed | Stunts |
| Eddie Yansick | Stunts |
| Daniel Fotheringham | Animation |
| Loïc Miermont | Animation |
| Heath Pagram | Animation |
| Louis Jones | Animation |
| Victoria Livingstone | Animation |
| Jonathan Lyons | Animation |
| Eddie Braun | Stunts |
| Crystal Dalman | Stunts |
| Brandon Sebek | Stunts |
| Neil Kennedy | Animation |
| Steve Budd | Animation |
| Jess Morris | Animation |
| Scott Slater | Animation |
| Johnny Turco | Animation |
| Ben Forster | Animation |
| Danny Southard | Animation |
| Daniel Leavitt | Stunts |
| Kevin Scott | Stunts |
| Christopher Mullins | Animation |
| Amita Sahgal | Animation |
| Larry White | Animation |
| Tom Gibbons | Animation |
| Andy Hass | Animation |
| Miles Southan | Animation |
| William R. Wright | Animation |
| Mark Powers | Animation |
| Paul Marini | Stunts |
| Brittany Burke | Casting Associate |
| Cheryl Daniels | Key Hair Stylist |
| Elliott Koretz | Sound Supervisor |
| Bryan Felty | Set Designer |
| Elliott Koretz | Sound Designer |
| Pamela Kahn | Foley Artist |
| Kenneth Sayers | Set Dresser |
| Cleo Wang | Set Dresser |
| John Pungitore | Set Dresser |
| Anna Behlmer | Sound Re-Recording Mixer |
| Ann Masterson | Makeup Department Head |
| Bruce Barris | Sound Effects Editor |
| Tracey Levy | Makeup Artist |
| Michael Dressel | Foley Editor |
| Mike Marino | Foley Mixer |
| Q Fortier | Systems Administrators & Support |
| Jørgen Klubien | Storyboard Artist |
| Anthony "Ace" Thomas | Choreographer |
| Seth MacFarlane | Lyricist |
| Seth MacFarlane | Screenplay |
| Seth MacFarlane | Director |
| John Jacobs | Producer |
| Jason Clark | Producer |
| Scott Stuber | Producer |
| Eric Heffron | First Assistant Director |
| Mark Kamine | Unit Production Manager |
| E. David Cosier | Art Direction |
| Alec Sulkin | Screenplay |
| Tom Williams | Sound Mixer |
| Eric Heffron | Co-Producer |
| Jeff Murrell | Gaffer |
| Luci Romberg | Stunts |
| Blair Clark | Visual Effects Supervisor |
| Mark Kamine | Co-Producer |
| Wellesley Wild | Screenplay |
| Avner Engel | Animation |
| Jimmy Almeida | Animation |
| Nathan Ross | Animation |
| Scott Rogers | Stunt Coordinator |
| Brian Mendenhall | Animation |
| Jill Brown | Stunts |
| Bryce Burke | Stunts |
| Ian Mclaughlin | Stunts |
| Mickey Giacomazzi | Stunts |
| David Good | Animation |
| Trevor Hunter | Animation |
| Christel Pougeoise | Animation |
| Sean Graham | Stunts |
| Kristopher Medina | Stunts |
| Bill Young | Stunts |
| Spike Silver | Stunts |
| Jaimie Trueblood | Still Photographer |
| Gregory W. Smith | Steadicam Operator |
| Claire Folger | Still Photographer |
| Jon Mone | Executive Producer |
| Murray Adler | Music Supervisor |
| Chris Carnes | Set Decoration |
| Moira Marquis | Music Editor |
| Stan Jones | Music Editor |
| Todd Sheidenberger | Orchestrator |
| Terry Porter | Sound Re-Recording Mixer |
| Scott Rogers | Second Unit Director |
| Eric A. Norris | Sound Effects Editor |
| Johnny Villanueva | Hair Department Head |
| Jimmy Duyon | Sound Mixer |
| Timothy Rowcroft | Set Dresser |
| Richard Oswald | Second Assistant Director |
| Vanessa Lapato | Dialogue Editor |
| Curt Schulkey | Dialogue Editor |
| Ralph Osborn | Dialogue Editor |
| Dean Minnerly | Foley Artist |
| Jill Brown | Stunt Double |
| Timothy Lewis | Set Dresser |
| Ryan Bradley | Animation |
| Regis Harrington | Stunts |
| Seth MacFarlane | Screenplay |
| Seth MacFarlane | Director |
| Walter Murphy | Original Music Composer |
| Michael Barrett | Director of Photography |
| Stephen J. Lineweaver | Production Design |
| Kyra Friedman Curcio | Set Decoration |
| John Jacobs | Producer |
| Jason Clark | Producer |
| Seth MacFarlane | Producer |
| Jeff Freeman | Editor |
| Eric Heffron | First Assistant Director |
| Mark Kamine | Unit Production Manager |
| Debra McGuire | Costume Design |
| E. David Cosier | Art Direction |
| Tom Williams | Sound Mixer |
| Alec Sulkin | Screenplay |
| Sheila Jaffe | Casting |
| Jeff Murrell | Gaffer |
| Luci Romberg | Stunts |
| Seth MacFarlane | Story |
| Blair Clark | Visual Effects Supervisor |
| Eric Heffron | Co-Producer |
| Mark Kamine | Co-Producer |
| Wellesley Wild | Screenplay |
| Avner Engel | Animation |
| Jimmy Almeida | Animation |
| Nicholas Tripodi | Animation |
| Aaron Clement | Animation |
| Scott Stuber | Producer |
| Shane Hall | Animation |
| Andrea Castagnoli | Animation |
| Aaron Clement | Animation |
| Shaun Freeman | Animation |
| Daniel Fotheringham | Animation |
| Loïc Miermont | Animation |
| Phil Culotta | Stunts |
| Dana Reed | Stunts |
| Eddie Yansick | Stunts |
| Heath Pagram | Animation |
| Louis Jones | Animation |
| Victoria Livingstone | Animation |
| Jonathan Lyons | Animation |
| Brian Mendenhall | Animation |
| Nathan Ross | Animation |
| Eddie Braun | Stunts |
| Crystal Dalman | Stunts |
| Brandon Sebek | Stunts |
| Scott Rogers | Stunt Coordinator |
| Steve Budd | Animation |
| Jess Morris | Animation |
| Scott Slater | Animation |
| Johnny Turco | Animation |
| Jill Brown | Stunts |
| Bryce Burke | Stunts |
| Ian Mclaughlin | Stunts |
| Mickey Giacomazzi | Stunts |
| Ben Forster | Animation |
| Neil Kennedy | Animation |
| Danny Southard | Animation |
| David Good | Animation |
| Daniel Leavitt | Stunts |
| Kevin Scott | Stunts |
| Sean Graham | Stunts |
| Kristopher Medina | Stunts |
| Bill Young | Stunts |
| Trevor Hunter | Animation |
| Christel Pougeoise | Animation |
| Christopher Mullins | Animation |
| Amita Sahgal | Animation |
| Larry White | Animation |
| Tom Gibbons | Animation |
| Andy Hass | Animation |
| Miles Southan | Animation |
| Spike Silver | Stunts |
| Jaimie Trueblood | Still Photographer |
| Gregory W. Smith | Steadicam Operator |
| Claire Folger | Still Photographer |
| Murray Adler | Music Supervisor |
| Chris Carnes | Set Decoration |
| Moira Marquis | Music Editor |
| William R. Wright | Animation |
| Mark Powers | Animation |
| Paul Marini | Stunts |
| Jon Mone | Executive Producer |
| Cheryl Daniels | Key Hair Stylist |
| Elliott Koretz | Sound Supervisor |
| Stan Jones | Music Editor |
| Todd Sheidenberger | Orchestrator |
| Bryan Felty | Set Designer |
| Elliott Koretz | Sound Designer |
| Kenneth Sayers | Set Dresser |
| Cleo Wang | Set Dresser |
| Scott Rogers | Second Unit Director |
| Terry Porter | Sound Re-Recording Mixer |
| Johnny Villanueva | Hair Department Head |
| Eric A. Norris | Sound Effects Editor |
| Brittany Burke | Casting Associate |
| Pamela Kahn | Foley Artist |
| John Pungitore | Set Dresser |
| Jimmy Duyon | Sound Mixer |
| Timothy Rowcroft | Set Dresser |
| Anna Behlmer | Sound Re-Recording Mixer |
| Richard Oswald | Second Assistant Director |
| Ann Masterson | Makeup Department Head |
| Bruce Barris | Sound Effects Editor |
| Tracey Levy | Makeup Artist |
| Michael Dressel | Foley Editor |
| Dean Minnerly | Foley Artist |
| Mike Marino | Foley Mixer |
| Timothy Lewis | Set Dresser |
| Q Fortier | Systems Administrators & Support |
| Jørgen Klubien | Storyboard Artist |
| Vanessa Lapato | Dialogue Editor |
| Curt Schulkey | Dialogue Editor |
| Ralph Osborn | Dialogue Editor |
| Jill Brown | Stunt Double |
| Anthony "Ace" Thomas | Choreographer |
| Ryan Bradley | Animation |
| Regis Harrington | Stunts |
| Andrew Francis Fenady | Executive In Charge Of Production |
| Seth MacFarlane | Lyricist |