Cast & crew
So I Married an Axe Murderer (1993)
Directed by Thomas Schlamme Written by Robbie Fox
Cast
| Phil Hartman | Vicky |
| Patrick Bristow | Darth Vader (performer) |
| Amanda Plummer | Michaels |
| Ilya Brodsky | Sailor |
| Nancy Travis | Harriet |
| Al Nalbandian | Biker Customer |
| Steven Wright | Shuttle Pilot |
| Adele Proom | Marriage Solemniser |
| Joe Bellan | Bathroom Bimbo |
| Ken Johnson | Plumber |
| Paul Sanchez | Musician Boyfriend |
| Marla Sokoloff | Alcatraz |
| John Taylor | Fiddler |
| Wanda McCaddon | Molly |
| Glen Vernon | Angus |
| Debi Mazar | Lieutenant Dan's Fiancée, Susan |
| Jek Cunningham | 'Possum' Piper |
| Maureen O'Boyle | Current |
| Matt Doherty | Mackenzie Valentine |
| Fred Ornstein | Greenskeeper Levenstein |
| Charles Grodin | Freeway Driver |
| Robert Nichols | Scottish Hordes |
| Kelvin Han Yee | Sushi Master |
| John X. Heart | Waiter |
| Cynthia Frost | Greenskeeper Levenstein |
| Greg Germann | Concierge |
| Mike Myers | Mackenzie Valentine |
| Anthony LaPaglia | Giardino |
| Keith Selvin | Stuart Hessler |
| Maggy Myers Davidson | Tony's clubmate |
| Robert Black | Accordionist |
| Kiki Douveas | Biker Customer |
| Michael Richards | Mariott Employee |
| Steve Dunleavy | Current |
| Kelly Christmas | Policeman |
| Brenda Fricker | May |
| David Knowles | Musician Boyfriend |
| Luenell | Police Officer |
| Mike Hagerty | Mariott Employee |
| Frederick Walsh | Bellboy |
| Maria Dos Remedios | Biker Customer |
| Carl Rusk | Musician Boyfriend |
| Cintra Wilson | M.C. |
| Alan Arkin | (uncredited) |
| Lillie Lowe | Biker Customer |
| George F. Mauricio | Biker Customer |
| Ken Grantham | Maitre d' |
| Eugene Buick | Sailor |
| Jessie Nelson | Ralph |
| Bob Sarlatte | M.C. |
| Matt Doherty | William "Heed" Mackenzie |
| Nancy Travis | Harriet Michaels |
| Anthony LaPaglia | Tony Giardino |
| Brenda Fricker | May Mackenzie |
| Charles Grodin | Commandeered Car Driver |
| Phil Hartman | Ranger John "Vicky" Johnson |
| Debi Mazar | Susan |
| Steven Wright | Pilot |
| Amanda Plummer | Rose Michaels |
| Paul Sanchez | Serenade Musician |
| Wanda McCaddon | Auntie Molly |
| Glen Vernon | Uncle Angus |
| Maggy Myers Davidson | Tony's Dance Partner |
| Jek Cunningham | Wedding Reception Piper |
| Robert Black | Wedding Reception Accordionist |
| John Taylor | Wedding Reception Fiddler |
| Jessie Nelson | Ralph |
| Robert Nichols | Scottish Minister |
| Patrick Bristow | Cafe Roads Performer |
| Cintra Wilson | Cafe Roads M.C. |
| Al Nalbandian | Butchershop Customer |
| George F. Mauricio | Butchershop Customer |
| Kiki Douveas | Butchershop Customer |
| Lillie Lowe | Butchershop Customer |
| Maria Dos Remedios | Butchershop Customer |
| Luenell | Police Records Officer |
| Michael Richards | Obituary Employee |
| Ken Johnson | Walter the Plumber |
| Joe Bellan | Man with Bimbo |
| Ken Grantham | Maitre d' |
| Bob Sarlatte | M.C. |
| Cynthia Frost | Mrs. Levenstein |
| John X. Heart | Waiter |
| Kelvin Han Yee | Master Cho |
| Greg Germann | Concierge |
| Fred Ornstein | Mr. Levenstein |
| Mike Myers | Charlie MacKenzie / Stuart MacKenzie |
| Kelly Christmas | Policeman |
| Ilya Brodsky | Russian Sailor |
| Eugene Buick | Russian Sailor |
| Maureen O'Boyle | "A Current Affair" Ancherwoman |
| Steve Dunleavy | "A Current Affair" Reporter |
| Adele Proom | Marriage Desk Employee |
| David Knowles | Serenade Musician |
| Carl Rusk | Serenade Musician |
| Mike Hagerty | Obituary Employee |
| Frederick Walsh | Bellboy |
| Keith Selvin | Young Stuart |
| Alan Arkin | Tony's Boss (uncredited) |
| Marla Sokoloff | Alcatraz Visitor (uncredited) |
Crew
| Joe Crowley | Chief Lighting Technician |
| Matthew W. Mungle | Key Makeup Artist |
| Bruce Broughton | Original Music Composer |
| Kim Marks | Camera Operator |
| Tom Sindicich | Special Effects Coordinator |
| Amy Sayres | First Assistant Director |
| Cydney Cornell | Key Hair Stylist |
| Bud Davis | Stunt Coordinator |
| John O. Wilde | Sound Editor |
| Nelson Stoll | Sound Mixer |
| Barbara Mesney | Set Designer |
| Alex Gibson | Music Editor |
| Thomas Schlamme | Director |
| Julio Macat | Director of Photography |
| Bernard Williams | Executive Producer |
| B. Tennyson Sebastian II | Sound Re-Recording Mixer |
| Ed Fincher | Costume Supervisor |
| Danny Bramson | Music Supervisor |
| Robbie Fox | Screenplay |
| Jana Sue Memel | Co-Producer |
| Bernie Pock | Stunt Double |
| Mentor Huebner | Production Illustrator |
| John Graysmark | Production Design |
| Phil Bray | Still Photographer |
| Colleen Halsey | Editor |
| John J. Stephens | Sound Re-Recording Mixer |
| Bud Davis | Second Unit Director |
| Noah Blough | Sound Editor |
| Scott Burrow | ADR Editor |
| Mark Gordon | Sound Editor |
| Donah Bassett | Negative Cutter |
| Larry Mann | Supervising Sound Editor |
| Mindy Marin | Casting |
| Matthew W. Mungle | Special Effects Makeup Artist |
| Kathrine Gordon | Hairstylist |
| Jim Poynter | Set Decoration |
| Hannah Kozak | Stunt Double |
| David Orr | Color Timer |
| Gary E. Roloff | Leadman |
| Jeff Mosley | Stunts |
| Carol DePasquale | Script Supervisor |
| Michelle Wright | Associate Producer |
| Douglas S. Ornstein | Second Assistant Director |
| Bernard Williams | Unit Production Manager |
| Bob O'Brien | Sound Editor |
| Robert N. Fried | Producer |
| Mike Dobie | Sound Editor |
| Sergio Reyes | Sound Re-Recording Mixer |
| Richard Halsey | Editor |
| Cary Woods | Producer |
| Richard W. Clot | Construction Coordinator |
| Kimberly A. Tillman | Costume Design |
| Stephen J. Gardner | Property Master |
| Peg Cummings | Set Decoration |
| Gary Mundheim | Sound Editor |
| Fred Runner | Boom Operator |
| Ellen Pasternack | Unit Publicist |
| Don S. Walden | Sound Editor |
| Michael Rizzo | Art Direction |
| Deborah La Mia Denaver | Makeup Artist |
| Julio Macat | Director of Photography |
| Robbie Fox | Screenplay |
| Robert N. Fried | Producer |
| Thomas Schlamme | Director |
| Cary Woods | Producer |
| Bruce Broughton | Original Music Composer |
| Danny Bramson | Music Supervisor |
| Bernard Williams | Executive Producer |
| Kimberly A. Tillman | Costume Design |
| Peg Cummings | Set Decoration |
| Don S. Walden | Sound Editor |
| Ellen Pasternack | Unit Publicist |
| Richard Halsey | Editor |
| Colleen Halsey | Editor |
| Bernard Williams | Unit Production Manager |
| Ed Fincher | Costume Supervisor |
| Donah Bassett | Negative Cutter |
| Mike Dobie | Sound Editor |
| John O. Wilde | Sound Editor |
| Gary Mundheim | Sound Editor |
| Fred Runner | Boom Operator |
| Nelson Stoll | Sound Mixer |
| Jana Sue Memel | Co-Producer |
| Larry Mann | Supervising Sound Editor |
| Amy Sayres | First Assistant Director |
| Michelle Wright | Associate Producer |
| Carol DePasquale | Script Supervisor |
| Bob O'Brien | Sound Editor |
| Mark Gordon | Sound Editor |
| Michael Rizzo | Art Direction |
| Scott Burrow | ADR Editor |
| Douglas S. Ornstein | Second Assistant Director |
| John J. Stephens | Sound Re-Recording Mixer |
| B. Tennyson Sebastian II | Sound Re-Recording Mixer |
| Sergio Reyes | Sound Re-Recording Mixer |
| Mentor Huebner | Production Illustrator |
| Bud Davis | Second Unit Director |
| Phil Bray | Still Photographer |
| Deborah La Mia Denaver | Makeup Artist |
| Noah Blough | Sound Editor |
| Mindy Marin | Casting |
| Tom Sindicich | Special Effects Coordinator |
| Richard W. Clot | Construction Coordinator |
| Kim Marks | Camera Operator |
| Stephen J. Gardner | Property Master |
| John Graysmark | Production Design |
| Jim Poynter | Set Decoration |
| Barbara Mesney | Set Designer |
| Alex Gibson | Music Editor |
| Gary E. Roloff | Leadman |
| Matthew W. Mungle | Special Effects Makeup Artist |
| Cydney Cornell | Key Hair Stylist |
| Bud Davis | Stunt Coordinator |
| Matthew W. Mungle | Key Makeup Artist |
| Bernie Pock | Stunt Double |
| Hannah Kozak | Stunt Double |
| David Orr | Color Timer |
| Kathrine Gordon | Hairstylist |
| Jeff Mosley | Stunts |
| Joe Crowley | Chief Lighting Technician |