Cast & crew
Semolina Pilchard
Directed by Mike Clarke Written by Mike Clarke, Daina Ann Smith
Cast
| Sophia Leanne Kelly | Danika Merrick |
| Alina Allison | Rosie |
| Macaulay Cooper | Max Kellerman |
| Jack Ryder | L'infirmière des urgences |
| Louis Emerick | Donnelly |
| Sidney Kean | William Munny |
| Joe Egan | Davey Bunting |
| Tina Malone | Nancy Taylor |
| James Dreyfus | Mike Maxwell |
| Gabriella Tavini | Amy |
| Pauline Fleming | Policewoman |
| Phil Gwilliam | Stevie |
| Sarah Louise-Chadwick | Clara |
| Joe McGann | Wärter Reynolds |
Crew
| Mike Clarke | Producer |
| Abi Rose Kelly | First Assistant Director |
| Neil Oseman | Director of Photography |
| Matthew George Walsh | Producer |
| Mike Clarke | Director |
| Karl Livingstone | Still Photographer |
| Mike Clarke | Writer |
| Daina Ann Smith | Writer |