Cast & crew
Privates on Parade (1983)
Directed by Michael Blakemore Written by Peter Nichols
Cast
| John Cleese | Gray's Flack |
| Denis Quilley | Dennis |
| Bruce Payne | Flight Ateendant |
| Joe Melia | Bonny |
| Simon Jones | Eric Matthews |
| Neil Pearson | Pianist |
| Julian Sands | Sailor |
| John Quayle | Henry |
| Vincent Wong | Cheng Huan |
| Nicola Pagett | Sylvia |
| John Standing | Sholto |
| Michael Elphick | Reg |
| Patrick Pearson | Cierra Flowers |
| David Bamber | Bishop |
| Brigitte Kahn | Reg |
| Tim Barlow | Police Officer |
| Philip Tan | Lee |
| David Griffin | Wounded Soldier |
| Steve Dixon | Street Drummer |
Crew
| Luciana Arrighi | Production Design |
| Michael Blakemore | Director |
| Simon Relph | Producer |
| Gillian Gregory | Choreographer |
| Peter Nichols | Screenplay |
| George Harrison | Executive Producer |
| Peter Nichols | Original Story |
| Denis King | Conductor |
| Peter Nichols | Lyricist |
| Jim Clark | Editor |
| Arthur Tarry | Production Accountant |
| Denis O'Brien | Executive Producer |
| Luciana Arrighi | Costume Designer |
| William Peirce | Wardrobe Master |
| Joan Carpenter | Hairdresser |
| Simon Kaye | Sound Mixer |
| James T. Mack | Electrician |
| Jake Wright | Assistant Director |
| Pamela Davies | Script Supervisor |
| Cath Halloran | Wardrobe Master |
| Nick Jenkins | Title Designer |
| Les Wiggins | Sound Editor |
| Colin Hunt | Technical Advisor |
| Jack Carter | Construction Manager |
| Peter Hutchinson | Special Effects |
| Phil McDonald | Property Master |
| Roddy Barron | Camera Operator |
| Jane Bond | Assistant Costume Designer |
| Richard Booz | Transportation Captain |
| Elaine Carew | Makeup Artist |
| Lindy Shaw | Makeup Artist |
| Bob Spencer | Scenic Artist |
| Michael White | Art Direction |
| Wendy Tayler | Unit Publicist |
| Ken Barker | Sound Mixer |
| Michael Zimbrich | Second Assistant Director |
| Redmond Morris | Production Manager |
| David Whiteing | Wardrobe Assistant |
| Noel Davis | Casting Director |
| Lewis Muslin | Assistant Editor |
| Taffy Haines | Sound Engineer |
| Andrew Sanders | Art Direction |
| Sue Gibson | Clapper Loader |
| Keith Batten | Boom Operator |
| Alfie Emmins | Electrician |
| Peter Childs | Assistant Art Director |
| Kevin Day | Best Boy Electric |
| Robert Hill | Dressing Prop |
| John Manning | Dressing Prop |
| Allan Della-Valle | Camera Trainee |
| Paul Cronin | Electrician |
| Norman Smith | Gaffer |
| Christopher Figg | Third Assistant Director |
| Derrick Norwood | Assistant Accountant |
| Vanessa Clegg | Art Department Trainee |
| John Mollo | Technical Advisor |
| Kevin Westley | Production Runner |
| Clive Coote | Still Photographer |
| Mike Miller | Focus Puller |
| Hank Wilcox | Electrician |
| Vic Hammond | Grip |
| Denis King | Original Music Composer |
| Ian Wilson | Director of Photography |
| Vicki Deason | Production Assistant |
| Allan James | Location Manager |
| Bryan Oates | Assistant Editor |
| Ray Marston | Wig Designer |
| Ian Wilson | Cinematography |