Cast & crew
Once Upon a Time in a Cinema (2026)
Directed by David Gleeson Written by David Gleeson
Cast
| Callum McGeary | Cinema Masturbator |
| Yasna Tofail | Cinema Masturbator |
| Glenn Keating | (uncredited) |
| Kenneth Barry | (uncredited) |
| Jennie Kiely | Lady Beltham |
| Dylan Emwanta | Cinema Masturbator |
| Dean Panter | Clive Healy |
| Julie Hurley | Choir |
| Samual Duggan | Fighting Deamon |
| Glenn Gall | Cinema Masturbator |
| Stuart Mackey | Poster-sticker |
| Sean Shinners | Marreco - Goose |
| Aoife Nix | Cinema Masturbator |
| GrĂ inne Cooney | Choir |
| Keeley Hartigan | (uncredited) |
| Ben Kirkland | Fat Teen |
| Kayleigh Alfred | Cinema Masturbator |
| Matthew Hogan | (uncredited) |
| Ava Ross | (uncredited) |
| Leah Crawford | (uncredited) |
| Ivor McMahon | Cinema Masturbator |
| Alexandre Miranda | Cinema Masturbator |
| Lawrence Meehan | Cinema Masturbator |
| Mary Gleeson | Cinema Masturbator |
| Colin Morgan | Clancy |
| Cos Egan | Jack Bellin |
| Patricia Mathiasz | Cinema Masturbator |
| Jonathan Hayes | Cinema Masturbator |
| Shawn Dalton | Choir |
| Anita Wiatr-Noireaud | Cinema Masturbator |
| Christopher Garvy | Neighborhood Extra |
| Kaif Nadaf | Cinema Masturbator |
| Tara McGill | Cinema Masturbator |
| Chloe Hennigan | Cinema Masturbator |
| Ger Meehan | Cinema Masturbator |
| Ian Dillon | Chip Cain |
| Gavin McGrath | Rowdy Slav |
| Sorcha Real | Cinema Masturbator |
| Michael O’Dwyer | Freshman 3 |
| Mike Hourigan | Cinema Masturbator |
| Jonty Ross | Fighting Deamon |
| Henriette McCarthy | Cinema Masturbator |
| Aniara Tawfiq | Cinema Masturbator |
| Camilla Dalton | Choir |
| Shane Davis | Stoner |
| Deirdre Condon | Choir |
| Ciara Dan McGinnis | Cinema Masturbator |
| Ryan Burke | Joe |
| Noel Madigan | Cinema Masturbator |
| Mary T Lynch | (uncredited) |
| Joseph Coleman | Coleman |
| John O’Sullivan | Neighborhood Extra |
| Darragh Curtain | Choir |
| Conor Dunphy | Cinema Masturbator |
| Tom Muldowney | Cinema Masturbator |
| John A. Rickard | (credit only) |
| Ann Twomey | Cinema Masturbator |
| Ollie Ryan | Jelly-Roll |
| Alan Johnson | (uncredited) |
| Catriona Kiely | Choir |
| Niamh Cusack | Clive Healy |
| Elaine O'Dwyer | Alma Beers |
| Alison Johnson | (uncredited) |
| Cillian Conway | (uncredited) |
| Jacqui Fitzmaurice | Cinema Masturbator |
| Brian Tuite | Cinema Masturbator |
| Fionn O’Sullivan McCarthy | Cinema Masturbator |
| Rian Fitzpatrick | Cinema Masturbator |
| Noelle Tedford | The Woman |
| Majella McCarthy | Cinema Masturbator |
| Elaine Stokes | (uncredited) |
| Anita Twomey | Cinema Masturbator |
| Veronica Henn | Choir |
| Stefan Kaiser | Choir |
| Andrew Bennett | Chillie Walsh |
| Laura Duhan | Cinema Masturbator |
| Calam Lynch | Clancy |
| Janet Grene | Cinema Masturbator |
| Oliver Hanley | Cinema Masturbator |
| Jacinta Sweeney | Cinema Masturbator |
| Anne McCarthy | Cinema Masturbator |
| Claire O’Riordan | Cinema Masturbator |
| Ciara Hennessy | (uncredited) |
| John Griffin | Cinema Masturbator |
| Ilir Tobin | Rowdy Slav |
| Don Hayes | Cinema Masturbator |
| Ailish McDermott | Cinema Masturbator |
| Lillian Jordan | Choir |
| Gerarldine Galvin | Cinema Masturbator |
| Peter McCarthy | Cinema Masturbator |
| Tom Sheehan | (uncredited) |
| Stanley Townsend | Harry |
| Aidan Crowe | Gus |
| Evelyn McNamara | Cinema Masturbator |
| John Mooney | Cinema Masturbator |
| Annie McInerney | Cinema Masturbator |
| Alex O’Brien | (uncredited) |
| Deirdre Harrington | Cinema Masturbator |
| India Mullen | Layla |
| Ciaran Martin | Cinema Masturbator |
| Mikey Casey | Cocky |
| Clara Crichton | Clancy |
| Stephanie Tobin | Cinema Masturbator |
| Daniel Woodage | Vincent |
| Liam O'Brien | Selby Wall |
| Jasper Meurer | Cinema Masturbator |
| David Hayes | Cinema Masturbator |
| Pete Moles | (uncredited) |
| Lonan Ross | Rowdy Slav |
| Tracey Collopy | Tank |
Crew
| Kirk D'Amico | Executive Producer |
| Jonty Ross | Stunts |
| Perrine Virgile | Music |
| Gregory Burrowes | Second Assistant Sound |
| Jeremy Morgan | Location Manager |
| Tracey O'Hanlon | Production Design |
| Alejandra McNamara | Costume Assistant |
| Orna Indie Murphy | Camera Trainee |
| Victoria Parks | Thanks |
| Caroline Morahan | Thanks |
| Alfie Hollingsworth | Data Wrangler |
| Martha Scanlon | Assistant Director Trainee |
| Sarah McDonagh | Assistant Director Trainee |
| Darragh O'Flanagan | Assistant Director Trainee |
| Nancy Bauret | Production Assistant |
| Luci Lane | Production Secretary |
| Laurent Jacobs | Co-Producer |
| Nigel Mercier | Thanks |
| Marc-Ivan O'Gorman | Thanks |
| Giedrius Nagys | Stunt Coordinator |
| Melanie Froud | Assistant Accountant |
| Pádric Ó'Fátharta | Gaffer |
| David Coleman | Video Assist Operator |
| Sean Curtin | Still Photographer |
| Jamie Hooper | Production Coordinator |
| Kieth Dormer | Location Assistant |
| Dean Murray | Sound Mixer |
| Nathalie Durand | Assistant Editor |
| Martha McLoughlin | Costumer |
| Sinead Nix | Dressing Prop |
| Anna Hession | Script Supervisor |
| Jack Wall O'Reilly | Sound |
| Tara Doolan | Line Producer |
| Ronan Linnane | Grip |
| Lena Rehnberg | Thanks |
| Ciarda Tobin | Chaperone |
| Agathe Boulous | Digital Intermediate Producer |
| Vasyl Gudz | First Assistant Sound Editor |
| Nick Vincent Murphy | Thanks |
| Bart Kiely | Grip |
| Andrew Gallivan | Second Assistant "B" Camera |
| David Gleeson | Writer |
| Paul Patton | Thanks |
| John Murphy | Editor |
| Samual Duggan | Stunts |
| Jelmen Palsterman | Visual Effects Supervisor |
| Eddie Costelloe | Transportation Coordinator |
| John Clancy | Transportation Coordinator |
| Hyun De Grande | Director of Photography |
| Tony Kock | Visual Effects Producer |
| Julien Torrades | Standby Property Master |
| Mal Young | Thanks |
| Bill Borden | Thanks |
| Jessica Moran | Clearances Coordinator |
| Nicola Bennett | Assistant Hairdresser |
| Jokubas Nagys | Stunt Coordinator |
| Michele Navarro | Costume Supervisor |
| Ruben Appeltans | First Assistant Camera |
| Sasha King | Production Accountant |
| Ben Baird | Sound Designer |
| Bill Snodgrass | Production Accountant |
| Ellie McCarthy | Production Trainee |
| David Gleeson | Director |
| Grania Preston | Costume Designer |
| David Jones | Art Direction |
| Conor Hooper | Location Manager |
| Sophie Lynch | Casting Assistant |
| Gráinne Wilson | Costume Design |
| Tara NĂ Bhriain | Production Trainee |
| OisĂn O'Neill | Legal Services |
| Colm Phelan | Set Decoration |
| Conor Hooper | Assistant Director |
| Roman Bugovskiy | Drone Operator |
| Celine McInerney | Camera Trainee |
| Frederick Gannon | Best Boy Grip |
| Michael Heneghan | Projection |
| Mario Beck | Visual Effects |
| Julie O’Leary | Script Editor |
| Alan Godden | Projection |
| Tatienne Scott | Costume Design |
| Todd Barasch | Thanks |
| Amy Kate Dolan | Casting Associate |
| David O'Connell | Set Decoration |
| Judy Tossell | Producer |
| Eimear Brophy | Thanks |