Cast & crew
No One Cares (2026)
Directed by Jesse Eisenberg Written by Jesse Eisenberg
Cast
| Danny McCarthy | Testimonial Recordist |
| K. Todd Freeman | |
| Halle Bailey | |
| Lilli Cooper | |
| Colton Ryan | |
| Paul Giamatti | |
| Ana Yi Puig | |
| Cara Buono | Cassie Cartwright |
| Patrick Fabian | Howard |
| Alexandra Lopez Galan | Self |
| Susan Blommaert | |
| Becca Suskauer | |
| Frank Pando | Manny |
| Julianne Moore | |
| Eldar Isgandarov | |
| Megumi Nakamura | |
| Jeffrey Mowery | Passerby |
| Stephen Adly Guirgis | |
| Jonah Diamand | |
| Bernadette Peters | |
| Havana Rose Liu | |
| Maulik Pancholy | |
| Bonnie Milligan | |
| Colton Ryan | |
| Maulik Pancholy | |
| Eldar Isgandarov | |
| Bonnie Milligan | |
| Patrick Fabian | Howard |
| Danny McCarthy | Male Testimonial |
| Halle Bailey | |
| Havana Rose Liu | |
| Lilli Cooper | |
| Julianne Moore | Mona Friedman |
| Paul Giamatti | Jerry |
| Jesse Eisenberg | |
| Cara Buono | Cassie |
| Bernadette Peters | |
| Halle Bailey | Stef |
| K. Todd Freeman | Marty |
| Eldar Isgandarov | Piotr |
| Julianne Moore | Mona |
| Jesse Eisenberg | Todd |
| Jonah Diamand | Matty |
| Becca Suskauer | Maya |
| Ana Yi Puig | Auditioning Woman 1 |
| Allegra Leguizamo | Auditioning Woman 2 |
| Ked Merwin | Teenager |
| Stephen Adly Guirgis | Tenant |
| Frank Pando | Manny |
| Craig Bierko | Steve |
| Nikka Graff Lanzarone | Dog Woman |
| Colton Ryan | Zachary |
| Bonnie Milligan | Trish |
| Lilli Cooper | Shauna |
| Maulik Pancholy | Priest (Eli) |
| Jared Loftin | Craig |
| Megumi Nakamura | Jane |
| Havana Rose Liu | Twisty |
| Susan Blommaert | Sybil |
| Bernadette Peters | Serena Cherry |
| Andy Grotelueschen | Motel Man |
| Daniel Stewart Sherman | Motel Plumber |
| Christopher Fitzgerald | Grocery Man |
| Banner Eisenberg | Child Testimonial |
| Judy Rosenblatt | Female Testimonial |
| Megumi Nakamura | Jane |
Crew
| Anne Ross | Production Design |
| Steven Gizicki | Music Supervisor |
| Andy Blankenbuehler | Choreographer |
| Stacey Battat | Costume Design |
| Jesse Eisenberg | Songs |
| Cindy Fain-Vreeland | Set Decoration |
| Douglas Aibel | Casting |
| Ellie Haines | Additional Second Assistant Director |
| Emma Stone | Producer |
| Emile Mosseri | Original Music Composer |
| Mary Kerrigan | First Assistant Director |
| Matthew Gordon | Second Assistant Director |
| Sarah Graalman | Makeup Department Head |
| Drew Daniels | Director of Photography |
| Jesse Eisenberg | Screenplay |
| Jay Rogers | Production Supervisor |
| Stiv Brown | Graphic Designer |
| Cassandra Kollmer | Costume Supervisor |
| Jesse Eisenberg | Director |
| Ali Herting | Producer |
| Michael Bloom | Executive Producer |
| Dimitri Kouri | Sound Mixer |
| Dave McCary | Producer |
| Jamie Amadio | Hair Department Head |
| Jesse Eisenberg | Director |
| Emma Stone | Producer |
| Emile Mosseri | Original Music Composer |
| Drew Daniels | Director of Photography |
| Michael Bloom | Executive Producer |
| Steven Gizicki | Music Supervisor |
| Andy Blankenbuehler | Choreographer |
| Dave McCary | Producer |
| Ali Herting | Producer |
| Jesse Eisenberg | Screenplay |
| Douglas Aibel | Casting |
| Mary Kerrigan | First Assistant Director |
| Matthew Gordon | Second Assistant Director |
| Jamie Amadio | Hair Department Head |
| Sarah Graalman | Makeup Department Head |
| Jay Rogers | Production Supervisor |
| Anne Ross | Production Design |
| Cindy Fain-Vreeland | Set Decoration |
| Stacey Battat | Costume Design |
| Dimitri Kouri | Sound Mixer |
| Ellie Haines | Additional Second Assistant Director |
| Tim Korn | Supervising Sound Editor |
| Jennifer Booth | Executive Producer |
| Jesse Eisenberg | Lyricist |
| Robert Nassau | Editor |
| Jesse Eisenberg | Producer |
| Jesse Eisenberg | Music |
| Jesse Eisenberg | Songs |
| Jennifer Ruffalo | Supervising Dialogue Editor |
| Jonathan Fuhrer | Sound Effects Editor |
| Nick Seaman | Foley Editor |
| Leslie Bloome | Foley Artist |
| Ryan Collison | Foley Mixer |
| Jennifer DiLullo | Post Production Supervisor |
| Jacob Ribicoff | Sound Re-Recording Mixer |
| Daniel Timmons | Sound Re-Recording Mixer |
| Ian M. Stratford | Executive Producer |
| Ryan Heller | Executive Producer |
| Jasmine Daghighian | Executive Producer |
| Kevin Kelly | Executive Producer |
| Louis Armistead | Additional Editor |
| Jesse Eisenberg | Writer |
| Brian Hayashi | Executive In Charge Of Post Production |
| Jay Warrior | Lighting Technician |