Cast & crew
Modern Vampires (1998)
Directed by Richard Elfman Written by Matthew Bright
Cast
| Casper Van Dien | Dallas |
| Natasha Gregson Wagner | Nico |
| Kim Cattrall | Ulrike |
| Natasha Lyonne | Rachel |
| Rod Steiger | Dr. Frederick Van Helsing |
| Natalya Andreychenko | Panthia |
| Victor Togunde | Soda Pop |
| Craig Ferguson | Richard |
| Robert Pastorelli | The Count |
| Gabriel Casseus | Time Bomb |
| Jason Ross-Azikiwe | Pimp |
| Flex Alexander | Trigger |
| Cedrick Terrell | Li'l Monster |
| Boris Lee Krutonog | Concierge |
| Udo Kier | Vincent |
| Marco Hofschneider | Hans |
| Conchata Ferrell | Wanda, Nico's Mother |
| Brent Briscoe | George, Nico's Stepfather |
| John Fleck | Trick |
| Michelle Csitos | Ulrike Monster Vampire |
| Elizabeth Sampson | Frida Van Helsing |
| Elliott James | Lead Singer, Vampire Band |
| Louis Elfman | Paint Huffer |
| Robert Peters | Cop #1 |
| Roberta Hanley | Saleslady |
| Richard Elfman | Cop with Doughnut |
| Rick Cramer | Cop #2 |
| John Sencio | Alan |
| Ellia Thompson | The Count's Girlfriend |
| Peter Lucas | The Count's Henchman |
| Stephen Porter | Harald |
| Francesca Lombardo | Dead Body on Couch |
| Brad Joseph Dubin | Paint Huffer |
Crew
| Matthew Bright | Writer |
| Michael Wandmacher | Original Music Composer |
| Danny Elfman | Original Music Composer |
| Garrett Warren | Stunt Coordinator |
| Richard Elfman | Director |
| Peter Kanter | Art Direction |
| Andre Blaise | Hairstylist |
| Richard Elfman | Co-Producer |
| Chris Hanley | Producer |
| Brad Boles | Key Makeup Artist |
| Casper Van Dien | Co-Producer |
| Jerry Macaluso | Makeup Artist |
| Charlotte Gimfalk | Set Decoration |
| Eduardo Lucero | Costume Design |
| Anne McCarthy | Casting |
| Robyn Costa | Production Design |
| Stacie B. London | Art Direction |
| Larry Bock | Editor |
| Casper Van Dien | Producer |
| Robin Brown | Director of Photography |
| A. Lombardo | Set Decoration |
| Roy Knyrim | Makeup Artist |
| Richard Elfman | Producer |
| Mary Vernieu | Casting |
| Magda Berliner | Costume Design |