Cast & crew
It Couldn't Happen Here (1988)
Directed by Jack Bond Written by Jack Bond, James Dillon
Cast
| Heavon Grant | Dancer |
| Natalie Roles | Dancer |
| Chris Tudor | Dancer |
| Tom Searle | Dancer |
| Clair Becker | Dancer |
| Nicholas Haley | Schoolboy |
| Jonathan Haley | Schoolboy |
| Lisa Hendry | Dancer |
| Emma Hendry | Dancer |
| Gavin Watson | Skinhead |
| Paul Sexton | Skinhead |
| S.J. Versey | Cast Member |
| Wyn McLeod | Cast Member |
| Audrey Kirby | Cast Member |
| Kevin Duffield | Cast Member |
| Lillian Coyle | Cast Member |
| Christopher Coyle | Cast Member |
| Christopher Gabriel | Cast Member |
| Neil Tennant | Self |
| Chris Lowe | Self |
| Gareth Hunt | Uncle Dredge/Postcard Seller/Ventriloquist |
| Dominique Barnes | Girl at the Beach/Girl Hitchhiker/Girl on the Bicycle |
| Carmen du Sautoy | Cafe Waitress |
| Stephanie Buttle | Dancer |
| Barbara Windsor | Seaside Landlady/Neil's mother |
| Joss Ackland | Priest/Murderer |
| Neil Dickson | Pilot/Car Salesman/Coachman |
| Lyndsey Cole | Dancer |
| Christopher Hall | Dancer |
| Lisa Jones | Dancer |
| Michelle Nelson | Dancer |
| Voyd | Dancer |
| Klondyke Kate | Mud Wrestler |
| Mitzi Mueller | Mud Wrestler |
| Chris Chering | Skinhead |
| Symond Lawes | Skinhead |
| Terry Fisher | Cast Member |
| Tabby | Cast Member |
| The Beach Bikers | Biker gang |
| The X Posse | Street Corner Rappers |
| Michael Bayliss | Puppeteer |
| Peter Salem | Violinist |
Crew
| Neil Tennant | Original Music Composer |
| Simon Archer | Cinematography |
| Jack Bond | Producer |
| Paul Weston | Stunts |
| Chris Lowe | Original Music Composer |
| Simon Archer | Director of Photography |
| Roy Alon | Stunt Coordinator |
| Leah Archer | Costume Design |
| Fraser Taggart | Focus Puller |
| Jack Bond | Director |
| Rodney Holland | Editor |
| Jack Bond | Writer |
| James Dillon | Writer |
| Michael Carter | Assistant Art Director |
| Arlene Phillips | Choreographer |