Cast & crew
Epic Movie (2007)
Directed by Aaron Seltzer, Jason Friedberg Written by Jason Friedberg, Aaron Seltzer
Cast
| Jillian Grace | Messenger Pirate |
| Dane Farwell | Albus Dumbledore |
| Masha Lund | Messenger Pirate |
| Jeremy Rowley | Messenger Pirate |
| Zee James | Faun |
| Mark Povinelli | Oompa Loompa |
| Dana Seltzer | Flight Ateendant |
| Jennifer Coolidge | Bitch |
| Jayma Mays | Lucy |
| Kevin Hart | Silas |
| Kenny Yates | Heart Recipient |
| Tysen Knight | Kanye |
| Jon Simanton | Oompa Loompa |
| Jareb Dauplaise | Nacho |
| Joseph S. Griffo | Oompa Loompa |
| Darrell Hammond | Swallows |
| Matt Weinglass | (uncredited) |
| Sabi Dorr | Blacksmith |
| Yousef Abu-Taleb | Daniel |
| Kevin Thompson | Oompa Loompa |
| Richard Steelo Vasquez | Curator |
| Qiana Chase | Serving Wench |
| Chadd Smith | Madd Chadd |
| Tony Cox | Bink Binkenshpilder |
| John Eric Brown | (uncredited) |
| Gregory Jbara | Gibson |
| Roscoe Lee Browne | Stitch (Voice) |
| Jill Latiano Howerton | Messenger Pirate |
| Joe Gieb | Oompa Loompa |
| Jon Overgaauw | Oompa Loompa |
| Sara Jean Underwood | Messenger Pirate |
| Olivia Hardt | Faun |
| Crista Flanagan | Hermoine |
| Taran Killam | Messenger Pirate |
| Dave Gist | Boobs |
| David Steinberg | Oompa Loompa |
| Michael Lee Gogin | Oompa Loompa |
| Kevin McDonald | Potter |
| Jim Piddock | Magneto |
| Arielle Vandenberg | Faun |
| Crispin Glover | Mad Fist Willy |
| Paul Zies | Richie's Thug |
| John Tamaki | Oompa Loompa |
| David Carradine | Curator |
| Shawn McDonald | Faun |
| Adam Campbell | Salt Peter |
| Ricardo Gil | Oompa Loompa |
| Kal Penn | Edward |
| Britten Kelley | Faun |
| Tad Hilgenbrink | Cyclops |
| Oren Michaeli | Messenger Pirate |
| Katt Williams | Beaver |
| Philip Albuquerque | Messenger Pirate |
| Scott L. Schwartz | Rubeus Hagrid |
| Jaime Burgos III | Messenger Pirate |
| Vince Vieluf | Wolverine |
| D.J. Dierker | Messenger Pirate |
| Faune Chambers Watkins | Lieutenant Dan's Fiancée, Susan |
| Abe Spigner | Flavor |
| Fred Willard | Aslo |
| Carmen Electra | Mystique |
| Danny Jacobs | Patch |
| Danny Jacobs | Borat Sagdiyev |
| Ronald Lee Clark | Oompa Loompa |
| Rico Rodriguez | Chanchito |
| Mighty Mike Murga | Oompa Loompa |
| Mary Castro | Bite |
| Tyce Diorio | Vinz's Double |
| Heather Storm | Topless Girl |
| Audra Lynn | Wardrobe |
| Héctor Jiménez | Mr. Vornick |
| David Lehre | Kutcher |
| Pancho Moler | Oompa Loompa |
| Lauren Conrad | Conrad |
| Arturo Gil | Oompa Loompa |
| George Alvarez | Ron |
| Irina Voronina | Jogging Puker |
| Lindsey Kraft | Seated Rogue |
| Anwar Burton | Michael |
| Phillip Sanchez | Monk |
| Jesse Hughes | Camp Loman |
| Mike Grief | Prison Governor |
| Kahshanna Evans | Storm Saxon |
| Nick Steele | Jamie Archer |
| Pollyanna Uruena | Messenger Pirate |
Crew
| Edward Shearmur | Original Music Composer |
| Dan Hegeman | Sound Effects Editor |
| David DeLeon | Key Makeup Artist |
| Douglas Noe | Makeup Department Head |
| Candy L. Walken | Hair Department Head |
| Dave Jordan | Music Supervisor |
| John Warnke | Set Designer |
| JoJo Villanueva | Music Supervisor |
| David Wyman | Sound Mixer |
| Helena Barrett | Stunt Double |
| Frank Helmer | Costume Design |
| Paul Schiff | Producer |
| Anna MacKenzie | Supervising Sound Editor |
| Jim Passon | Color Timer |
| Amanda Harding | Casting |
| Keith Adams | Second Unit Director |
| Zane D. Bruce | Foley Artist |
| Aaron Seltzer | Director |
| Joey Box | Stunts |
| Adam Jenkins | Sound Re-Recording Mixer |
| Jason Friedberg | Writer |
| Shawn Maurer | Director of Photography |
| Joni Avery | Stunts |
| Ariel Velasco-Shaw | Visual Effects Supervisor |
| Peck Prior | Editor |
| Sandra Lee Gimpel | Stunts |
| Orest Sushko | Sound Re-Recording Mixer |
| Mary Matthews | Costume Supervisor |
| Arnon Milchan | Executive Producer |
| William A. Elliott | Production Design |
| Keith Adams | Stunt Coordinator |
| Gary Archer | Prosthetics |
| Xavier Horan | Sound Editor |
| Robert Alonzo | Stunt Double |
| Jason Friedberg | Director |
| Dino DiMuro | Sound Effects Editor |
| Greg Baxter | Visual Effects Producer |
| Faith Conroy | Script Supervisor |
| Michelle Matt | Set Costumer |
| Teresa Visinare | Set Decoration |
| Daniel A. Lomino | Art Direction |
| Tony Bonaventura | Property Master |
| Tricia Yoo | Set Costumer |
| Tanoai Reed | Stunts |
| Gary Burritt | Negative Cutter |
| Sala Baker | Stunts |
| Amanda Koblin | Casting |
| Aaron Seltzer | Writer |
| Clay Cullen | Stunts |