Cast & crew
Director's Cut (2016)
Directed by Adam Rifkin Written by Penn Jillette
Cast
| Missi Pyle | Herself |
| Penn Jillette | Blount |
| Harry Hamlin | Godfrey |
| Hayes MacArthur | Nate Reed |
| Lin Shaye | Georgine Wheeler |
| Gilbert Gottfried | Superintendent |
| Adam Rifkin | Rifkin |
| Marshall Bell | Pinafore Company |
| Nestor Carbonell | Perry |
| Bree Olson | Nurse |
| Teller | Rudy |
| Dean Cameron | Brian Dettman |
| Lisa Rinna | Self |
| Cokey Falkow | Special Forces |
| Sophie Dee | Hooker |
| Rob Steinberg | Whiteside |
| Bridey Elliott | Wardrobe |
| Caroline Gayle | Topless Girl |
| Diana Terranova | Manson |
| Gus Langley | Police Officer |
| Katarina Law | Police Officer |
| Leslie McKeller | Twiggy |
| Shawn C. Phillips | School Bus Boy |
| Destiny Soria | Self |
| Dave Anthony | Speck |
| D. Brett Schramm | Dahmer |
| Jon Barinholtz | Comms Assist |
| Demetrius Thomas | Quincy Jones |
| Lexi Love | Literato 02 |
| Matt Donnelly | Alcoólatra 01 |
| David Chapman | Sector Director |
| Dylan Treger | College Brawler |
| Shannon Treger | Nurse |
| Miles Dougal | Manson |
| Meredith Pyle | Self |
| Reda Beebe | Medic |
| Benjamin Schrader | Mormon |
| David Aboussafy | Massive |
| Ronald Graham | Cleaning Person |
| Debi Staron | Police Officer |
| Shannon McManigal | Funny Ump |
| Seth H. Steadman | Bad Bathory |
| Jan Philip Browne | Shop Owner |
| Coleman Lannum | Crowdfunder 05 |
| Curt Harpold | Bar Patron |
| Mick Luvbright | Chariot |
| Kayla Levine | Walker |
| Cayla Kirschbaum | Cayla |
| Geri Hormel | Chick |
| Gillian Hormel | Taken |
| Samantha Nieto | Chick |
| Daniel Greenspun | Cutting |
| Lori Hyland | Cutting |
| Carey Barrett | Dead N.V.A. |
| Lisa Farmer | Dame |
| Chris Koontz | Dead N.V.A. |
| Derek A. Zavala | Derek |
| Daniel Bays | Daniel |
| Dionne A. Zavala | Angel |
| Chuck Fazio | Manon |
| Ché Graham | O-Ren Ishii |
| Monica Cook | WPC Best |
| Taylor J. Smith | EMT |
| Francesco Santora | Van Guy |
| Anne Roelke | Pants |
| Bryan Hayned | 'Gilby' Fryer |
| Dee Luvbright | Gadget |
| Andrew Wimsatt | NY Cop |
| Christopher Lemmings | Hamlin |
| Cheryl Lemmings | Hamlin |
| Warren Scott Kirschbaum | Kirschbaum |
| Javier Andy Zavala Jr. | Handsome Dunce |
| Mac McPherson | NY Cop |
| Brian D. Sheehy | Clem |
| Larry F. Scott | Harold Lutz |
| Rod Fielder | Police Officer |
| Jeff Levine | Police Officer |
| Bob Lawler | Ponytail |
| Renee Reeser Zelnick | Crowdfunder 05 |
| Pam Love | Crowdfunder 05 |
| John Farrier | Sacrifice Victim |
| Robert Belushi | (uncredited) |
| Daz Byard | (uncredited) |
| Dean Cameron | (uncredited) |
| Leonel Claude | (uncredited) |
| Valerie R. Cook | Security Guard |
| Brie Cubelic | (uncredited) |
| Javier Flores | Police Officer |
| Michael Haddad | Police Officer |
| Dustin Knouse | Reality |
| Sarah Lowe | (uncredited) |
| Shawn C. Phillips | (uncredited) |
| Robert McMurrer | (uncredited) |
| C. Ronald McPherson | (uncredited) |
| Carlos Simental Jr. | (uncredited) |
| Destiny Soria | (uncredited) |
| Jeremy L. Morrison | Geek |
| Rick Nathanson | Under |
| Johnny Ortiz | (uncredited) |
| Jon Ray | (uncredited) |
| Mark Rossignol | (uncredited) |
| Scott Winig | (uncredited) |
| Ebony Williams | Ebony |
| Patrick J. Statham | (uncredited) |
Crew
| Dan Flesher | Editor |
| Penn Jillette | Writer |
| Scott Winig | Director of Photography |
| Kevin Blumenfeld | Original Music Composer |
| Alice Xandra Thirteen | Executive Producer |
| Vicki Hales-Daly | Costume Design |
| Adam Rifkin | Director |
| Dori Zuckerman | Casting |
| Meegan E. Godfrey | Stunts |
| Brett A. Snodgrass | Production Design |
| Daniel Ford Beavis | Executive Producer |
| Herbert Blount | Executive Producer |
| Cyan Banister | Executive Producer |
| Martin Bauer | Executive Producer |
| Sheila Mia Seifi | Makeup Effects |
| Benjamin Ralston | Set Decoration |
| Glenn S. Alai | Co-Executive Producer |
| Gillian Hormel | Executive Producer |
| Bob Lawler | Executive Producer |
| Pete Adam | Executive Producer |
| William Croxville | Executive Producer |
| Michael Koenigs | Executive Producer |
| David Blockley | Executive Producer |
| Aki Korhonen | Executive Producer |
| Rich Nathanson | Co-Executive Producer |
| Randy Pitchford | Executive Producer |
| Andrew Wimsatt | Executive Producer |
| Bill Zanker | Executive Producer |
| Alexander Koehne | Co-Producer |
| James Messina | Executive Producer |
| Daniel Murphy | Executive Producer |
| Anna L. Moskal | Executive Producer |
| Tevin Adelman | Line Producer |
| Bill Prady | Executive Producer |
| Brian Quattrini | Executive Producer |
| Matthew Trainer | Executive Producer |
| David Tiangco | Executive Producer |
| Colin Pitts | Executive Producer |
| David Richards | Executive Producer |
| Bianca Appice | Makeup Department Head |
| Daniel Bays | Executive Producer |
| Richard Koenigs-Berg | Executive Producer |
| Scott Tilson | Executive Producer |
| Adam Rifkin | Producer |
| Penn Jillette | Producer |
| Peter Adam Golden | Producer |
| Heather Galipo | Key Makeup Artist |
| Monique Dias | Art Direction |
| George Scoufaras | Thanks |
| Barnabus Walsh | Thanks |