Cast & crew
A Zed & Two Noughts (1985)
Directed by Peter Greenaway Written by Peter Greenaway
Cast
| Brian Deacon | Oswald Deuce |
| Eric Deacon | Oliver Deuce |
| Jim Davidson | Joshua Plate |
| Frances Barber | Venus de Milo |
| Joss Ackland | Van Hoyten |
| Geoffrey Palmer | Fallast |
| Andréa Ferréol | Alba Bewick |
| Ken Campbell | Stephen Pipe |
| Wolf Kahler | Felipe Arc-en-Ciel |
| Guusje van Tilborgh | Caterina Bolnes |
| Agnès Brulet | Beta Bewick |
| Gerard Thoolen | Van Meegeren |
| David Attenborough | Himself - Documentary Narrator (voice) |
Crew
| Els Rastelli | Continuity |
| Dien van Straalen | Wardrobe Supervisor |
| David Claessen | Camera Operator |
| Chris Renson | Clapper Loader |
| Walter Donohue | Story Editor |
| Agnès Godard | Focus Puller |
| Peter Greenaway | Writer |
| Jo Ann Kaplan | Sound Effects Editor |
| Denis Wigman | Production Manager |
| Jan Roelfs | Production Design |
| John Wilson | Editor |
| Ben van Os | Production Design |
| Patricia Lim | Costume Design |
| Peter Sainsbury | Producer |
| Joke Visser | Tailor |
| Sharon Howard-Field | Casting |
| Kees Kasander | Producer |
| Sara Meerman | Makeup Artist |
| Garth Marshall | Sound Recordist |
| Floris Schuller | Makeup Effects Designer |
| Dien van Straalen | Costume Design |
| Nicole Mora | Makeup Artist |
| Yvonne Minderman | Hairstylist |
| Peter Maxwell | Sound Re-Recording Mixer |
| C. Ware | Sound Editor |
| Michael Nyman | Original Music Composer |
| Constance Van Os | Set Dresser |
| Sacha Vierny | Director of Photography |
| Tony Willis | Visual Effects |
| Peter Greenaway | Director |