Cast & crew
No One Cares (2026)
Directed by Jesse Eisenberg Written by Jesse Eisenberg
Cast
| Danny McCarthy | Testimonial Recordist |
| K. Todd Freeman | |
| Halle Bailey | |
| Lilli Cooper | |
| Colton Ryan | |
| Paul Giamatti | |
| Ana Yi Puig | |
| Cara Buono | Cassie Cartwright |
| Patrick Fabian | Howard |
| Alexandra Lopez Galan | Self |
| Susan Blommaert | |
| Becca Suskauer | |
| Frank Pando | Manny |
| Julianne Moore | |
| Eldar Isgandarov | |
| Megumi Nakamura | |
| Jeffrey Mowery | Passerby |
| Stephen Adly Guirgis | |
| Jonah Diamand | |
| Bernadette Peters | |
| Havana Rose Liu | |
| Maulik Pancholy | |
| Bonnie Milligan | |
| Colton Ryan | |
| Maulik Pancholy | |
| Eldar Isgandarov | |
| Bonnie Milligan | |
| Patrick Fabian | Howard |
| Danny McCarthy | Male Testimonial |
| Halle Bailey | |
| Havana Rose Liu | |
| Lilli Cooper | |
| Julianne Moore | Mona Friedman |
| Paul Giamatti | Jerry |
| Jesse Eisenberg | |
| Cara Buono | Cassie |
| Bernadette Peters |
Crew
| Anne Ross | Production Design |
| Steven Gizicki | Music Supervisor |
| Andy Blankenbuehler | Choreographer |
| Stacey Battat | Costume Design |
| Jesse Eisenberg | Songs |
| Cindy Fain-Vreeland | Set Decoration |
| Douglas Aibel | Casting |
| Ellie Haines | Additional Second Assistant Director |
| Emma Stone | Producer |
| Emile Mosseri | Original Music Composer |
| Mary Kerrigan | First Assistant Director |
| Matthew Gordon | Second Assistant Director |
| Sarah Graalman | Makeup Department Head |
| Drew Daniels | Director of Photography |
| Jesse Eisenberg | Screenplay |
| Jay Rogers | Production Supervisor |
| Stiv Brown | Graphic Designer |
| Cassandra Kollmer | Costume Supervisor |
| Jesse Eisenberg | Director |
| Ali Herting | Producer |
| Michael Bloom | Executive Producer |
| Dimitri Kouri | Sound Mixer |
| Dave McCary | Producer |
| Jamie Amadio | Hair Department Head |
| Jesse Eisenberg | Director |
| Emma Stone | Producer |
| Emile Mosseri | Original Music Composer |
| Drew Daniels | Director of Photography |
| Michael Bloom | Executive Producer |
| Steven Gizicki | Music Supervisor |
| Andy Blankenbuehler | Choreographer |
| Dave McCary | Producer |
| Ali Herting | Producer |
| Jesse Eisenberg | Screenplay |
| Douglas Aibel | Casting |
| Mary Kerrigan | First Assistant Director |
| Matthew Gordon | Second Assistant Director |
| Jamie Amadio | Hair Department Head |
| Sarah Graalman | Makeup Department Head |
| Jay Rogers | Production Supervisor |
| Anne Ross | Production Design |
| Cindy Fain-Vreeland | Set Decoration |
| Stacey Battat | Costume Design |
| Dimitri Kouri | Sound Mixer |
| Ellie Haines | Additional Second Assistant Director |
| Tim Korn | Supervising Sound Editor |
| Jennifer Booth | Executive Producer |
| Jesse Eisenberg | Lyricist |
| Robert Nassau | Editor |
| Jesse Eisenberg | Producer |
| Jesse Eisenberg | Music |
| Jesse Eisenberg | Songs |